Getting Out the Door

Trying to get out the door this morning I'm hurrying up and I have things gathered. I have all the bags I need in my hand and Abygail by my side. Where's Jaycob?
I walk around the corner in the living room to see him standing there with his pants and underwear down around his ankles, A&D in hand, and a great smearing of the A&D across his bottom!! Great!